I’m sitting on the F train, in one of those 3 ppl seats row. I am on the end next to the door. I notice today there was a lot of people coming back from the beach. A bunch of Korean kids to my right, all from Bronx Science, majority of them sleeping from what looks like a cut day to the beach. Then to my left, i see a spanish couple sleeping, and one leaning up against the other. So while being surrounded by all this young love and free flowing joy, a White lady comes and sits in the middle of the row. So she’s in the middle seat. Somewhere between Roosevelt Island and Queensbridge, I am getting an itch in my throat. Naturally i have to cough. So im covering my mouth, and i cough, which is obvious the polite thing to do. THE lady next to me, jumps up and uses her magazine to cover her face like i was going to cough on her. AND I’m LIKE WTF!!! do i have fucking sars or some shit, is it cause i’m yellow? soo i tell the lady sorry cause I figured it was my fault somehow. So I’m sitting there, i have to get off the next stop, and i’m just wondering wtf i did wrong. Then my conclusion, this white lady thought i had SARS. SO FUCK YOU BITCH, you can go suck a bag of baby dicks.
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I think the baby dicks would aggravate her case of rectal stoppage.
Maybe she was just a germaphobe. If that’s true, you could’ve been white, black, or brown and she still would’ve done that.
Yeah, like Howie Mandel. If so, next time just cough really loud and add some phlegm into it. That’ll show her.
white peopleeeeeeeee
chill man…maybe she was a germaphobe…like debby said…
LMAO…. aw you should’ve offered her purel. that would have set her straight!
asian peopleeeeeeeeeeee
a bag of baby dicks indeed
lol. germaphobes… man -.-; the other day on my way to work i sat down next to this lady and she just kept shifting away from me like i was diseased. and then when the people on her other side got off she moved like 3 feet away from me. -.-;;;
lol…
white people love wayne brady
because he makes byrant gumble look like
malcolm x
shit happens