On The Waiting Line

Online for the 6:21 showing of The Dark Knight, I stand there with Allen, conversating with my dear Tanya.  Then the urge took over, i couldn’t hold it in anymore.  I looked Allen and Tanya in the eye, and said….

I have to go to the Bathroom.  Hurridly, I make my way towards the Restrooms.  I looked at the sign and saw that this was an all male bathroom.  So I hurry to the cleaner side, cause you know cleaner bathroom more sanitary.  Then, I proceed to go into the first stall.  I unleash a stream of a fury, that had been yearning to come out since god knows when.

I finish, I head towards the sink, and then I saw a woman in the bathroom, I was hmm, what she doing in the male bathroom.  Then I realized, the bathroom i was in had no urinals, and all of sudden realized, I had entered the female restroom.  The woman had a good laugh, as i hurried out of the bathroom in a giggling oops manner.  Proceeded to wash my hands in the male bathroom. Then went back online and told this story to Allen.  Soon enough we were in the theatre watching The Dark Knight.

Shit was epic, RIP Heath.

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11 Responses to On The Waiting Line

  1. Jan Jan says:

    LMAO.. oi allen is rubbing off on you haha

  2. Louie says:

    you should’ve stuck a knife into the ladies mouth Joker steez

  3. Carrie says:

    wtf why didn’t you share this with me when I got there???

  4. lol i knew you were a girl an rong stop tryin to hide it

  5. Kingz says:

    You should’ve told her that the modern male bathroom sign includes a male wearing a dress.

  6. Christopher says:

    HAHAHAHA youre lucky she didnt scream

  7. Christopher says:

    was the woman hot?

  8. anne says:

    6:21 – what an odd showtime lol

    and lmao an rong, was she a middle aged white lady?

  9. HELEN ONG says:

    LOOOOOOOOLLLL that took you a while

  10. debby says:

    When you gotta go, you don’t pay attention to stupid details like which bathroom to go in :P .

  11. yip says:

    lmao. good job !

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